Congratulations on being one year closer to your death, guy!

I am not satisfied! I simply do not understand why it turns out to be such a problem to ship freakin' candy from Europe to the United States. I'm sorry, but the level of sour you have selected violates the Geneva Convention and cannot be shipped to the location you have selected. Please try an alte...

Jonas wrote:I am now also wearing Lawrence Laxdal's shorts.

The plot thickens.

Dear god! You are travelling in dangerous waters, sir!

Please note in particular that eating a banana while wearing someone else's trousers is sexual harassment regardless of the owner's gender!

I don't know much about optometry or even optics, but multi-focal lenses with a (relatively) subtle gradient sound a hell of a lot better than bifocals. If bifocals didn't blow so much, maybe I would have actually worn them and I could read traffic signs and such. That's right, bifocals--you're putt...

DDL wrote: Pleasantly surprised, admittedly. And then I'd get him drunk.

Huh, somehow I expected that thought to not end there. I'm not sure what the excised part would consist of, but I imagine it would end with "...and then I'd put him on my mantelpiece."

I am in Toronto! It is really hot there. Also it smells like garbage and there are Chinese people everywhere (I am not implying these two things are related). Choose your crosswalks wisely. Maybe it was just me, but when I visited Toronto I got the distinct impression that drivers and pedestrians w...

bobby 55 wrote:

Xesum wrote:Trestkon and Jonas are going on a boating trip out into the lake?

I'm getting images of the Godfather here.

Luca Brasi sleeps with da fishes?

More like, "you could have been a prince!"

Xesum wrote:Yeah, it's great here, I will advise you to stay away from boat trips with the administrators though.

Jeez, what is up with you people and spoilers?!

Jaedar wrote:Unless some biologist finds a way to stop aging(which isn't as sci-fi as it sounds)

???

I'm a bit more partial to Schmoyo's version, but I may be unfairly biased due to their previous offerings of this nature.

Also, while Crazy Rainbow Guy Eats Breakfast 7-8-10 goes on for a bit too long, I found the ending to be perfect.

Also, I'm wearing .

bobby 55 wrote: Yeah that's fine, but then he pours honey over you and stakes you next to an ants nest.

Jeez, dude, spoiler alert.

Xesum wrote:Would a female moderator have a stick?

Female moderator? Huh?

I'm about 10 days late here, but Imma point out the little-known fact that sticks were at one point standard PDX moderator gear. Each of the sticks was unique, however (have you ever seen two sticks that were exactly the same?). For example, I was the holder of The Stick of Whacking™. The forumite r...

I treat my tea like I treat my women. Just dip my bag into it, swing it around a bit 'till it's ready to put in my mouth. ...you... might... want to think about taking a sexual education class... ...and probably a tea-drinking class, too... Unrelated : "Andy, do me a favour? Will you please help hi...

I think that whatever the plot was, certain casting choices could have made it an awesome movie.

For example,