Ahoy! Mateys! Gentlemen o' fortune know nothin` be better than a pint 'o spiced grog. 'Tis sad some swabby thinks otherwise. Indeed I heard some landlubber down here be promotin' root vegetables. The squire calls 'tis prank "radish", 'n worst of all: he sips radish juice too! 'tis a folly! Only a sc...

Hello potential customer! Radish good but somewhat overrated. Actually radish : - burns mouth, - makes little soldier weak, - gives halitosis, - provokes aerophagy, Contrary ginseng advantages only : - smooth digestive process, - glowing complexion, - moar kisses with your partner (or with goat if a...