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All this hate between Llamas and Goats, why can't we all just get along?

So eloquent...what conflict resolution. Perhaps we have been wrong all this time, and that is the way to resolve the differences between Goats and Llamas.

Grammatolatry wrote:So eloquent...what conflict resolution. Perhaps we have been wrong all this time, and that is the way to resolve the differences between Goats and Llamas.

Oooh, okay..... Stick a flag in a llama today?

I'm thinking yes.

Its a tough call but I'd vote for Goats (only just). Apart from Llamas having a big dragon and hobbes, they don't have all the Goats have (another one that says to me go Llama is that to be a good boy to KK, you have to save a Llama and I feel like a traitor to betray that trust and turn to Goats). Also OiNutters long sermon does this to me *zzzzzz* which wasn't so good on the Goat side but they do have calcem (not yet ™) enriched melk™ which is good. Plus they have foons! and 00n!

Long live the Goats!

Amakir wrote:All this hate between Llamas and Goats, why can't we all just get along?

Thank you so much for posting that! So much so that I've decided to use it as one of my pieces for my language study at college!

HAHAH you're still in college?! Oh man, being a university student... I remember that as though it were yesterday! What a bummer.

Jonas wrote:HAHAH you're still in college?! Oh man, being a university student... I remember that as though it were yesterday! What a bummer.

Yeahh... Year 13. Second year of A-Level studies.

You got the joke right? Just checking.

(The joke is that it was yesterday.)

Congrats on graduating?

Well, finishing my thesis. Not quite graduated yet. But thanks

Jonas wrote:You got the joke right? Just checking.

(The joke is that it was yesterday.)

No actually, that one didn't click.
In my defence, it was a late night.

In any case, well played.

I join up with the Goats, go through their missions, i even kill Abom and the Llama leader, collect their incentives, all is well! Then, on day two, when they hail me as their hero and savior, i calmly walk behind DT and Athena, walk up the stairs to her chamber, climb the ladders and turn off each melk valve all while whistling a tune. Then, i climb back down, glance at the now off melk fountain, pull out my DTS, and stab Athena in the back. DT just stands there, his mind racing, his eyes uncomprehending, his body like a lead weight. i cut him down too. I pull out the Golden Spork, and i just walk out of the Templea. No one follows me, no one utters a word. It's business as usual for the Goat worshipers. They have no idea what just happened. My soul is now at peace. Now, with both false prophets dead, I can take my place as head of the Llama cult and bring the world to enlightenment.

You sick, sick man.