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SlySpy wrote:It was a hypothetical question Kee715. He criticized Dr. Ghosts name when he in fact has the doctor title in his name.

Have you ever heard of self-irony?

Also it's called a rhetorical question.

Well, don't I look like the idiot now?

Yes, but we can fix that. Perhaps a haircut and nice ellipse shaped glasses. The importance of the right glasses cannot be overstated.

No thanks, the effect tends to wear off after I assassinate five basement-bound fat people. No haircut necessary.

Where do you even find that many fat people?

I live in America.

Oh yes. Right you are.

Kee715 wrote:

SlySpy wrote:*grabs the back of your collar*

Before you go, what does DDL stand for?

DDL is Dr. Dumb Lunatic

All this time, I've never payed attention to his name. Now I get it.

I just kind of assumed everyone knew that by now. Ah well, that'll learn me.



(also, thank you Jonas: I was beginning to think that my irony generator was broken.. )

TNM sucks donkey boners, voice acting was the worst elephant ballsack scraping since Oblivion (especially that kid in the weapons shop, I mean wtf), level design blew gorilla anuses, coding was a piece of asshole shit and whoever made the models is the dickwad of a dickwad's dickwad. All in all this game is less appealing than your grandma's tits and only sad losers with absolutely no life and permanent lifelong virginity would ever think about downloading it, let alone actually playing it.

- AndreusThug187, YouTube

Andreus wrote:dickwad of a dickwad's dickwad

hahaha

You're not supposed to make these up yourself, Andy

ZIGS wrote:

Deacon Lowdown wrote:

denizsi (RPG Codex) wrote: "Somewhere, in a dump dark spot, Warren Spector is tearing his hair and skin apart, crying inside, and out. "IS THIS *MY* FAN BASE!? IS THIS WHY I'VE DONE THIS, RELEASED THE SDK?!"."

It's funny, because this mod is probably a more substantial achievement than anything Spector's done since 2003.

What about Thief: Deadly Shadows? I thought that game rocked hard, awesome story, great atmosphere, long as fuck and features the scariest level in any game ever created

Thief Deadly Shadows wasn't on a par with first two Thief games, but was a great game nonetherless. I second that the Orphanage level was one of the great levels of any game(not THE scariest or creepiest as the Bonehoard level of Thief was creepier, but this was close.) Problem with T:DS was the engine which made all the maps too small and constant loading that really ruined the atmosphere.

I was at the Newsagent the other day looking through the games section when what hits my eye but a front cover of PcPowerPlay sporting a MASSIVE "The Nameless Mod Reviewed!" on the front cover!... I opened it up to a 2 page spread with massive detail and screenshots, the game scored a 9/10 which is incredibly good for PCPP, it also has an entire sub-section dedicated to Jonas and this very forum.

Good work guys, totally freaked the hell out of me same as seeing HDTP in PCPP a few months ago too. Congrats.

Zeitgeist wrote:

Trestkon wrote:This thread is only for the most verbose, highly intelligent reviews of TNM from people who have actually played the mod!

I shall start off (and mirror all additions in this post, for easy reading):

Grim2012 (GameTrailers.com) - "Who the hell mabe this pice of crap? Hu? Seven years in the making! R U joking? It took 7 years to make this?! Looks like a group of retared monkeys created this."

Luongo001 (GameTrailers.com) - "7 years in the making.............
and it still looks like shit.......... haha
but that isn't due to the people who made it, that engine is just too old. it looks worse than counterstrike."

MogKnight89 (GameTrailers.com) - "Wow the VO is terrible, like really terrible. And the story sounds just awful. And your writing sucks. And the Deus Ex engine is ugly as hell now. Seriously seven years in the making? Wow what a colossal waste of 7 years."

denizsi (RPG Codex) - "Somewhere, in a dump dark spot, Warren Spector is tearing his hair and skin apart, crying inside, and out. "IS THIS *MY* FAN BASE!? IS THIS WHY I'VE DONE THIS, RELEASED THE SDK?!"."

Wyrmlord (RPG Codex) - "Yeah, I think your god is smart enough to be facepalming at how ridiculous the whole premise of this mod is."

I guarantee that each one of these people own copies of Halo

Nope. I don't buy PoS console games.

Call of Duty: World at War[/color]

No but the way you make it sound like it's the worst the series has to offer since you went straight to WaW, omitting the popamole console PoS that was Modern Warfare (except for the incredibly moody but gimmicky level set in Pripyat) which I also don't own, is possibly an offense worse than owning any or all of these games.

Gears of War 2

See the first reply and I haven't even played the first.

Rainbow Six Vegas 2.[/color]

The last R6 game I played at all was Rogue Spear.

Just to set the record straight.