How I Settled the Cult Problem in FC during the PDX Campaign
Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 6:33 am
This is how I did it:
So it began after I heard Dark Templar's irrational rantings out, and returned back to Abomination. I was appalled when I saw that Abomination killed a PDX firewall cop. I was just going to help the Lamas because Silver Dragon was such a grand help for PDX, and the Lamas still think they are above the law? I stood behind AB, took out my DR's Katana on my increased hand aug, and sliced him out. I instantly became a Goat, and managed to kill lots of Lamas without getting penalized by PDX because I didn't kill any Goats during my ShadowCode mission!
On the second day, after clearing out the Corporate Sector of all the WC goons with my incendiary GEP rockets and the bots with EMP GEP rockets, without I single Firewall get killed, I fought for the Goats again. I cleansed the Lama temple of that Beefman, bigot against Melk (TM), and burned him with Deus Diablo's blade! I made sure not Lama survived... After I returned to the High Priestess, and I got my reward then sneaked into the Melk chamber and turned the valves off. I killed both the head lady and DT with my DD blade, and shot all Goats directly into the head... Both cults were no more, and I did it by switching sides to the most powerful cult, the Goats, and burned the Goats' udders after helping them achieve victory.... I couldn't destroy the Melk fountains, but the Goats were now leaderless, even though I couldn't find OiNutter at the second level...
So that's how I achieved my goal to pacify both cults... I guess the OTP didn't include an alternate epilogue bit which stated what happened when both cults are down, but since I helped the Goats achieve victory before betraying them, do I still get the ending where the Goats are supreme and the server guys are still stuck down there? Not that it matters: I'm just satisfied with the effectiveness of my ruthless tactics.
Besides, I only worship Crikey, the Robotic Giant Squid of Virtual Bliss.
Anyways... Did any of you other Moderators betray both cults in an interesting way?
So it began after I heard Dark Templar's irrational rantings out, and returned back to Abomination. I was appalled when I saw that Abomination killed a PDX firewall cop. I was just going to help the Lamas because Silver Dragon was such a grand help for PDX, and the Lamas still think they are above the law? I stood behind AB, took out my DR's Katana on my increased hand aug, and sliced him out. I instantly became a Goat, and managed to kill lots of Lamas without getting penalized by PDX because I didn't kill any Goats during my ShadowCode mission!
On the second day, after clearing out the Corporate Sector of all the WC goons with my incendiary GEP rockets and the bots with EMP GEP rockets, without I single Firewall get killed, I fought for the Goats again. I cleansed the Lama temple of that Beefman, bigot against Melk (TM), and burned him with Deus Diablo's blade! I made sure not Lama survived... After I returned to the High Priestess, and I got my reward then sneaked into the Melk chamber and turned the valves off. I killed both the head lady and DT with my DD blade, and shot all Goats directly into the head... Both cults were no more, and I did it by switching sides to the most powerful cult, the Goats, and burned the Goats' udders after helping them achieve victory.... I couldn't destroy the Melk fountains, but the Goats were now leaderless, even though I couldn't find OiNutter at the second level...
So that's how I achieved my goal to pacify both cults... I guess the OTP didn't include an alternate epilogue bit which stated what happened when both cults are down, but since I helped the Goats achieve victory before betraying them, do I still get the ending where the Goats are supreme and the server guys are still stuck down there? Not that it matters: I'm just satisfied with the effectiveness of my ruthless tactics.
Besides, I only worship Crikey, the Robotic Giant Squid of Virtual Bliss.
Anyways... Did any of you other Moderators betray both cults in an interesting way?