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[Angel-A]

I made this page over the weekend in a streak of Deus Ex randomness stemming from dA comments and reading too many Chuck Norris facts.
Click.
Okay, I just HAD to post this somewhere, annnnnd... this is the only place I could think of (not big into the DX community). Whaddya think?

[bobby 55]

Hahaha, not bad, this one I really like: It's impossible to use the bathroom in JC Denton's house, as not even his toilet paper takes shit from anyone.

[chris the cynic]

My name is chris the cynic, and I approve of this thread.

[Kee715]

Bookmarked!

[DDL]

I liked this one:

If JC Denton were to take Jack Bauer's place on "24", the show would be called "3".

[chris the cynic]

Just saw this one

The Spanish Inquisition: JC Denton expected them. Don't expect to see them again.

very nice.

[AgentSmithereens]

Nice page, I liked this one the most:

Only once was JC Denton wrong: when he thought he had made a mistake.

[justanotherfan]

Many of those seem unlikely, if not impossible. Others, I didn't know. Thanks!

[Grammatolatry]

Bahaha! It's awesome. Made of win.

[BoggyP]

amazing.

JC Denton can simply walk into Mordor. Lord of the Rings was over in 11 minutes.

[Delta2501]

Actually throwing a bird off a cliff might work, most have trouble starting to fly when falling straight down. Or he could have used a kiwi.

Likewide anyone could strangle someone with a cordless phone. either press it against their windpipe or melt it down and turn the parts into a wire; sorted.

Likewise the lack of facial hair could be explained if he was castrated.

This thought leads me to a possible addition:
JC wasn't circumcised; he was circumnavigated.


None of this explains, however, how he was killed 20 years later, possibly by a girl.

[Hassat Hunter]

None of this explains, however, how he was killed 20 years later, possibly by a girl.

He lost his sunglasses.

JC's achilles heel...

[Hashi]

that was fucking epic

[Angel-A]

Actually throwing a bird off a cliff might work, most have trouble starting to fly when falling straight down. Or he could have used a kiwi.

It was in fact not a kiwi, good sir.

Likewide anyone could strangle someone with a cordless phone. either press it against their windpipe or melt it down and turn the parts into a wire; sorted.

Not really a phone anymore if it's melted into a wire.

Likewise the lack of facial hair could be explained if he was castrated.

ಠ_ಠ What the fuck... That...
WHAT

This thought leads me to a possible addition:
JC wasn't circumcised; he was circumnavigated.

That made me lol. Added it.

None of this explains, however, how he was killed 20 years later, possibly by a girl.

It has been proven by science that it could not have been teh real JC in IW.

[NoxDeleo]

Genius. My good keyboard just shorted from the lake of tears the laughter brought into existence.

My favourite:

The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when JC Denton punched himself. The sheer magnitude of the act resulted in time stopping for seven days while God attempted to recreate the world.

...and a close second:

In an average living room there are 1,083 objects JC Denton could use to kill you, including the room itself.

I'm now going Buddhist...emptying my living room of all material possessions, and turning it into a meditation room so JC won't kill me with it.