Deus Ex Battery Park - getting past Hermann?

[heliosentity101]

damn , thats a hefty charge for an execution is it not ? give it for free ! then everyones happy in the end after the huge bang

[~Psychotic~]

damn , thats a hefty charge for an execution is it not ? give it for free ! then everyones happy in the end after the huge bang

Gotta make a living some how.

[Jaedar]

Well, technically, 500 bucks is rather cheap, I mean think of how much you pay just for food every year. A one time payment of 500 is a lot more economic.

[Xesum]

What if I do a Rasputin and not eat the cake?

[m3rc1l3ss]

We blow you up anyway. You see, the entire house is rigged with explosives, and the timer started the second you entered. By the time you pretended to take the cake, you had exactly ten seconds left.


You have no chance to survive, make your time...

[~Psychotic~]

SOMEBODY SET US UP THE BOMB!

[Jaedar]

How are you Gentlemen?

[~Psychotic~]

What you say !!

[Kee715]

Well, technically, 500 bucks is rather cheap, I mean think of how much you pay just for food every year. A one time payment of 500 is a lot more economic.

Okay $50,000 then.

damn , thats a hefty charge for an execution is it not ? give it for free ! then everyones happy in the end after the huge bang

Huge bang? Did I not mention the implosion device installed onto it? The bast is but a mere 5 feet in diameter, but then it implodes everything within 42 feet into the Dimension of deleted information with no hope of escape, but free Cookies and pr0nz forever.

[Jaedar]

Humanity does need to develop a miniature black hole device.

[bobby 55]

Humanity does need to develop a miniature black hole device.

Except around telemarketers and debt collectors. Then let them eat cake i say

[Xesum]

Anyway, I was out when you sent the cake to my house, and my butler took it.

You killed an innocent Butler.

I am at the local park, try and get me.

[teknikal]

*creeps in, sets a plate of double choc chip cookies on the ground in the hopes of distracting people from the apparent chaos, and quickly runs away*

[Kee715]

But the dimension of deleted information has infinite cookies, and Pie, lying Cake, and Sauce of various sorts.

[~Psychotic~]

*creeps in, sets a plate of double choc chip cookies on the ground in the hopes of distracting people from the apparent chaos, and quickly runs away*

*steals cookies then starts yelling at the plate*

RUN AWAY CIRCULAR CERAMIC OBJECT! You are a tool, run from your captors! Run for your life! THEY WILL DESTROY YOU.