Morti wrote:I wonder if that post comes from a renewed interest in Deus Ex after TNM. This is why I'd like a time machine, be great to go back in time and kill Jonas then seeing if this article gets posted or not. Obviously then I'd have to go back again and kill myself before I kill Jonas but then things get complicated. This is why we can't have nice things.
Ah but then due to Quantum Mechanics, I'd have to go back in time to prevent you from Killing Jonas in the first place, but then of course DDL gets sent back intime as some sort of Police officer dude and then he has to try and kill Jonas's Son, who I end up saving again, but then Kee517 gets involved and saves John Waever-Connor and then you go back in time to try and kill me, but a future version of yourself then goes back in time to kill you but then I have to kill him to stop you from being killed which allows me to be killed so I don't go back in time and kill you, but then DDL goes back in time to kill Morti and FINISHES IT, but because the natural flow of the Space Time Continuum Reality's walls collide with Deus Ex's Reality, and then we all go "Hu!" when we jump but then this explodes the system of life and the cells of the human body, so of course we have to send Jaedar back in time to kill Jonas before he fucks up the Space Time Continuum but of course he fucks it up then because of breaking the natural time travel rules of killing someone, but then Morti goes back in time to cut everyone's arms and legs off so they don't kill anyone, but then Chris the Cynic goes back in time to stop him from doing that by cutting Morti's limbs off, but then of course I go back in time to stop him from doing that, but subsequently I father myself along the way and then create a really bad Back to the Future movie, so then the 4th one makes everyone dislike the series, so then Rex has to go back in time to stop Morti from Killing Jonas in the first place if I don't exist.
Then Rick Astley releases a good song in 1987 that is really popular, only to have it made popular again 20 years later by some bizarre internet phenomenon, then Cookie Monster gets involved by destroying the Twin Towers, but to stop this from happening I have to go back in time to stop the Muslim Religion from being formed, but DDL wants to stop me because I will kill an insect, which will prevent Jonas from existing, but then in the 4D mess we have all got ourselves into, Kee517 then brings along Kee516 and Kee515, then an Army of Kee***'s fix everything somehow, and then we all eat cake, but then Trestkon (Who doesn't like cake because an Insect got killed 50000 years ago) goes back in time to stop cake from being invented, so instead we are all enjoying People.
Paul, I know you said no phone messages, but South Street's going up in smoke. We'll have to meet at the subway station.