Humanity Test!

[~Psychotic~]

This was an unexpected find (come across randomly when accidentally clicking the Register button).

http://www.offtopicproductions.com/forum/tests/

Good thing I never had to answer this. I've got no flesh and like hell I'm pure of heart.

Also, grapes can be green just as much as grass can be yellow. And if anyone EVER finds brown butter. YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!

[chris the cynic]

How do they know my blank canvas isn't blue?

Maybe I start with a blue canvas to save me the trouble of painting the sky.

[~Psychotic~]

How do they know my blank canvas isn't blue?

Maybe I start with a blue canvas to save me the trouble of painting the sky.

Looks far more consistent to just wash the canvas yourself in blue paint lol. If you're a cheapass and can't do that get a bucket of blue paint, throw it at the canvas.

And on that note, I actually need to buy some paint, a canvas, find a 60x40cm block of wood and a sharp knife. I shall literally throw paint at the canvas whilst I will stencil out some letters, paint them on the wood and scratch the shit out of it.

I will then call it Art.

I'm not kidding either, plan on doing it for my Design course lol.

[bobby 55]

And the Sol aka the sun on a smoggy day in Brisbane looks purple.

Edit: maybe a voice recognition test: I am not an animal ......er .........spambot.

[~Psychotic~]

Ugh... voice recognition...

[bobby 55]

Ugh... voice recognition...

I have enough trouble with the computerised voices over the phone.

After eight aborted attempts, if I haven't smashed the handset, get to speak to a human.

[Kee715]

*Checks out test*

Which of the following can be best described as 'violet'?

[And equal mix of red and blue paint] [The Sun] [An Apple] [Roses] [Tires] [A Strawberry]

Who says these things can not be violet?

[bobby 55]

Nice piccies Kee.

[Jaedar]

Photoshop'd am I rite?

[The Sun]

refers to our star, not any star

[Kee715]

Photoshop'd amirite?

No idea, most likely though. The Apple one is drawn IIRC.

[The Sun]

refers to our star, not any star

I know that, what is your point?

[Trasher]

That Violet apple sure look's good.

[Xesum]

That Violet apple sure look's good.

I was staring at the girl on top.

[~Psychotic~]

I was staring at the girl on top.

Meh.

[bobby 55]

That Violet apple sure look's good.

I was staring at the girl on top.

For the sake of symmetry let's think her names Violet but Kumhere works too.

[Kee715]

I am not sure what the woman has to do with anything in the pic, it was hard to find a realistic violet-coloured apple picture via Google and I honestly failed to care if something else was in the pic so long as it had an SFW rating.