Metal radish implant research

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Metal radish implant research

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Research studies found that patients complaining of the pain due to the side effects they were experiencing after their hip replacement surgery were increasing. Possibly because the doctors had implanted a large metal radish instead of a hip. Sadly, this is not the sort of lawsuit we spambots actually deal with. Also, seriously what the hell, doctors?

Anyway: metal radish implants -say "no".
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Okay. This was quite possibly the best one I've ever read.
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Hehehe!
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Worst augmentation of all time- Radish hip. effects: movement speed -100%.

The client got turned into a vegetable in the physical sense instead of mental.
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Cybernetic pig wrote:Worst augmentation of all time- Radish hip. effects: movement speed -100%.

The client got turned into a vegetable in the physical sense instead of mental.
Hahaha! Although the Radish hip would be a true implant. 8)
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bobby 55 wrote:
Cybernetic pig wrote:Worst augmentation of all time- Radish hip. effects: movement speed -100%.

The client got turned into a vegetable in the physical sense instead of mental.
Hahaha! Although the Radish hip would be a true implant. 8)
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Best forum moderation I've ever encountered.
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I assume that was you, DDL.

Well fucking played =D>
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In all seriousness, I saw the original post - and what the hell? Why is spam getting so niche?
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I'd just like to add, wtf doctors? You've gone too far this time.
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It's true. I got metal radish implants, and all they do is attract wild Trestkons.
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