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Post by Nap »

I will now begin to talk to myself:

Self: Hello Self

Self: Hello Self, How the heck are ya?

Self: Very good. You?

Self: Ok

Self: Just Ok

Self: Yes, Just Ok

Self: Why just Ok?

Self: Because I have just realized that I have lost my mind and am talking to myself!
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Post by Master_Kale »

OMG ADMIN contact me because if you're going to condone spammage (which I think you should) you should also throw a mod onto the forum that prevents post count from increasing in certain threads...

unless you want people to bloat their post counts, then by all means, carry on :P

[EDIT] Funny stuff, Nap. You should IM me one day, you'll have an even more random chat than you could even possible imagine!
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Post by Trestkon »

Meh, post counts are overrated anyway. I might turn it off in favor of some sort of Karma system. Or just turn them off entirely.
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Trestkon wrote:Meh, post counts are overrated anyway. I might turn it off in favor of some sort of Karma system. Or just turn them off entirely.
I'm going to have such a low karma rating, I'll be reborn as a wayward electron :x
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A karma system would be totally awesome. :o
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Post by Dragon »

omfg... karma system... i'd have a karma less than a nanite... yeah... karma bio-mod :lol:
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ZP1: So, I see you've returned, ZeroPresence.

ZP2: Yes, you think I would leave our last encounter the way it ended?

*ZP2 opens his coat to take out his sword, and a large wound can be seen just over his waist.*

ZP1: Haha, I see you still have that burn from the BBQ party last weekend.

ZP2: stfu.

ZP1: Well, did you get my messages?

ZP2: Yes, its a little hard to not notice 50 letters in my mailbox saying "YOU SUXX0RZ!"

ZP1: *chuckles* Yes. *draws sword*

ZP2: Lets do this then.

*The sky turns dark, and rain begins to fall as if signifying a great darkness is about to befall the world*

ZP1: Lets do this!

*The two charge towards eachother, swords born hard their essance seemed to pierce the falling rain.*

ZP2: Take this!

*ZP2's sword fell to the ground. He made a perfect slice down the center of the chicken breast.*

ZP2: well, take your slice!

ZP1: Chicken! Wee!!!

*he stabs the chicken breast with his sword, and begins to pick around the sharp blade oh... and the rain stopped... for some reason*
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Post by As_Dreamcast »

Did you say something about chicken..?

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Post by ZeroPresence »

no, tis a figment of your imagination. :D
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Post by Nap »

More Self Talk:

Self: HEY HEY SELF, GOOD TO SEE YA!

Self: .........................*reaches into trench coat*

Self: errr.......yer not still depressed are you? It's ok to loose your mind on occastion self, it happens to the best of us!

Self: *pulls out a desert eagle that has a silencer and laser sight attached*

Self: WOOOOO! Where did you get that! THAT THING IS SWEET LOOKIN! CAN I SEE IT?

Self: SHUT THE F*** UP! GOD! YOU ARE SO F****ING INSANE YOU DUMB SON OF A B******! ITS TIME TO END YOUR F***** INSANITY B******!

Self: OKAY OKAY! CHILLL! LETS JUST CHILLLLLLLL!

Self: OH ROT IN H**** B*****! ITS TIME YOU STOPED CORRUPTING NAP'S MIND WITH YOUR INSANITY! IM GOING TO KILL YOU AND END THIS NOW!

Self: OMG! You cant do that self! We are one person, and if you ki-

*BANG BANG BANG* (the silencer doesnt work)

[-To be continued-]
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