Waxing off someone's eyebrow is cruel...>:(

[Xesum]

Why does JC Look angry in this photo?

[bobby 55]

His 'puter is at the repair shop and his only copy of Mary Poppins is still in the dvd drive?

[Xesum]

His 'puter is at the repair shop and his only copy of Mary Poppins is still in the dvd drive?

JC Denton has a copy of Mary Poppins?

[bobby 55]

I have no idea but it's a better answer than I have no idea.

[Rex]

Why does JC Look angry in this photo?

He read my post!

[bobby 55]

Torture, rape, suicide and waxing pffffft! Now for a really tough topic.

What genius decided that something that rolled out of a chicken's backside would be good to eat?

[~Psychotic~]

Torture, rape, suicide and waxing pffffft! Now for a really tough topic.

What genius decided that something that rolled out of a chicken's backside would be good to eat?

A genius, duh. Eggs rock man, and whoever doesn't think so can suck... eggs.

[Jaedar]

Torture, rape, suicide and waxing pffffft! Now for a really tough topic.
What genius decided that something that rolled out of a chicken's backside would be good to eat?

The chicken when it decided to fill it with lots of tasty nutrients.

[bobby 55]

Hahaha! Had some for a brunch which brought the subject to mind.
Also you wouldn't get the phrase; *to make omelette you've got to break a few eggs*.
Not my favourite but the oft used: *We have drawn a line in the sand * (aus politicians love using it) is my least favourite.

[chris the cynic]

Real answer: whoever domesticated the chicken (which would be a generation spanning group, not an individual) likely made that determination based on the fact they were already accustomed to eating the eggs of chicken's predomestication ancestors. As for who started the practice of eating eggs in general. Probably fish. That's the answer to a lot of the deep philosophical existential questions. For example: Why do we have backbones? Fish.

More appropriate to the thread answer: Robert Cornhole.

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Now since this thread seems to have become the dumping ground, or one of the dumping grounds, for random things people feel like saying that have nothing to do with anything, indeed many of these things are things that shouldn't be said at all but rather quarantined within ones own mind and never unleashed upon the wider world ...

Where was I?

Since this thread is full of random, I give you a thing I wrote last night that has no connection to anything. It seems clear to me that it is the beginning, or rather the beginning of the beginning, (in fact it is short enough that you can probably add an arbitrary number of "of the beginning"s to the end of that phrase without compromising its truth value) of whatever it should be. It looks like a beginning, it sounds like a beginning, it even smells like one. But, given that I have no followup whatsoever, it will be forced to stand alone.

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When you've been shot and left for dead you find yourself asking a lot of questions. Questions like: Why did this happen to me? Why would anyone want to shoot me? How long before I bleed to death? Are the tentacles growing out of my side natural? Am I really an Eldritch Abomination? What exactly is the derivation of the word Eldritch? You know, stuff like that. The question that got me out of that fugue was, is that a Coca-Cola bottle?

My longest tentacle had discovered it. I touched some more, felt around it. The feeling wasn't quite the same as touching it with my fingers, but it was definitely a Coca-Cola bottle. The cap was still on it. I wrapped the tentacle around it and lifted it. Then I smiled; it was still full. I opened the bottle with my upper tentacle and brought it to my lips. I thought, these could be really useful, if I weren't about to die. But as I drank the soda I became aware of something. My life didn't seem to be fading away anymore. The pain had passed and I was feeling better.

I rolled onto my belly -I had to roll leftwards because of the tentacles- and pushed myself onto my knees. At first I was lightheaded, but the moment passed. When I got to my feet I wasn't as steady as I might have liked, but I was more than capable of getting myself the hell out of there.

[bobby 55]

Sounds like the beginning of an interesting book. Or a very weird dream, which most are.

[Rex]

You can dream anything, from sexy girl in bed, throught breaking into school and following your targets as elite thief to worst nighmares. Human brain can imagine anything! And it's great.

[Xesum]

You can dream anything, from sexy girl in bed, throught breaking into school and following your targets as elite thief to worst nighmares. Human brain can imagine anything! And it's great.

JC Denton can't dream, nor can he smile.

JC Denton is angry because he can't dream.

YOU MAKE DENTON MAD!!!

[Rex]

Yea, yea..

If you think about it, dream can be dangerous, I few times hit wall by leg or started fighting bed sheet so dream can mix with reality a bit.

[Xesum]

Or like when you trip over in a dream and you wake up sort of jumping forward.