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- metche_steele
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- metche_steele
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LOL awwww gotta love our Jonas ... but from at least 3 miles away you understand as per the restraining order :pSmike wrote:I've been keeping her in the "Women Afraid of Teh Jonas" (WATJO) protection program, along with hundreds of other terrified blondes. The poor dear. Luckily, the restraining order FINALLY came in.
NO STALKING FOR TEH JONAS!! [-X
Smike, Metche is a brunette.
Just the way I like 'em.
Just the way I like 'em.
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"Yes, yes, I'll protect you from that horrid pervert, just come over here, into my van..."Smike wrote:I've been keeping her in the "Women Afraid of Teh Jonas" (WATJO) protection program, along with hundreds of other terrified blondes. The poor dear. Luckily, the restraining order FINALLY came in.
NO STALKING FOR TEH JONAS!! [-X
Jetset, I'm not getting in your van.
Phas, it's always been my dream to produce this scene:
"Okay. O-K. Now, zoom in on that."
"What?"
"That - I want to see that license plate."
"Ummmmm... what?"
"The plates, lets see 'em."
"Yeah, uh, this is a 320 x 240 security camera - and that car's at least fifty feet away."
"Hmmm, okay. Enhance it."
"What?"
"Enhance."
"I'm sorry, enhance WHAT?"
"Just enhance it."
"I CAN'T. IT'S NOT POSSIBLE."
"Enhance."
"NO. I CAN'T ENHANCE ANYTHING YOU COMPLETE MORON!!"
Unfortunately, it'd never get past the editors.
Phas, it's always been my dream to produce this scene:
"Okay. O-K. Now, zoom in on that."
"What?"
"That - I want to see that license plate."
"Ummmmm... what?"
"The plates, lets see 'em."
"Yeah, uh, this is a 320 x 240 security camera - and that car's at least fifty feet away."
"Hmmm, okay. Enhance it."
"What?"
"Enhance."
"I'm sorry, enhance WHAT?"
"Just enhance it."
"I CAN'T. IT'S NOT POSSIBLE."
"Enhance."
"NO. I CAN'T ENHANCE ANYTHING YOU COMPLETE MORON!!"
Unfortunately, it'd never get past the editors.
You could probably get away with parodying it to ridiculous levels, though: I expect many of the mouth-breathing viewers wouldn't even notice.
"Okay. O-K. Now, zoom in on that."
"What?"
"That - I want to see that license plate."
"Well, ok.. this is a 320 x 240 security camera - and that car's at least fifty feet away. So I'll apply the unsharp mask filter FIVE times."
"You can DO that?" (astonished)
"Oh yeah, you betcha. Now we'l zoom in by a factor of fifty, and do the same thing again. TWICE."
"Good work: look at the paint on the screws holding the licence plate. Quick, print that image off and run it through the spectrograph*: I suspect..our vehicle is nicaraguan." *puts on shades*
*I would really love to see if you could get away with this
"Okay. O-K. Now, zoom in on that."
"What?"
"That - I want to see that license plate."
"Well, ok.. this is a 320 x 240 security camera - and that car's at least fifty feet away. So I'll apply the unsharp mask filter FIVE times."
"You can DO that?" (astonished)
"Oh yeah, you betcha. Now we'l zoom in by a factor of fifty, and do the same thing again. TWICE."
"Good work: look at the paint on the screws holding the licence plate. Quick, print that image off and run it through the spectrograph*: I suspect..our vehicle is nicaraguan." *puts on shades*
*I would really love to see if you could get away with this