Merge swimming with enviromental training? They are both equal in uselessness.

Swimming, I upgrade for the speed; enviro, I never use it. Ever.

Just remembered another bug: In the second Hell's Kitchen map, Paul's apartment door cannot be closed. It's just stuck open until the MiB's and troops arrive (shuts automatically there).
It feels weird not to close the door behind me.

Damn Mercedes to hell. [-X She mocks me. Funny thing is that this occurs not only once, but three times in Deus Ex and also once in Anachronox. 1. Sandra's hooker friend, you can in fact hire her for services, but she won't do anything 2. The Aussie chicks 3. The hooker inside Lucky Money 4. In Ana...

Wow that's not half fucking bad. That's some serious artwork right there. And this is how mech augs should look, thankyouverymuch. I wonder if EM has been listening to us, or if they just came to their senses all on their own. Hullo Handsome! >:D Dude has Paul's beard. It instantly makes him sexier...

Kee715 wrote:

justanotherfan wrote:Knock Knock. Who's there? It's not JC.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
You better pray it's not JC Denton

^ That is a better way of making that joke.

Nah, too predictable.
'Sides, JC doesn't knock on doors, as if he needed to ask to come in.

Ohay, March 17th, that's JC's birthday. Good one, I like the idea. Every time a bell rings, someone that met JC gets wings. Fucking lol. I'm putting that one at up at the top of the list. Why did JC cross the road? Banana! wat Pehaps something other than "Banana." Why is JC celibate? Because other p...

I know it screams adolescent fan, but I liked the Anna romance idea. There was clearly a respect and curiosity and admiration, maybe mutual depending on chosen words. She was still a monster, but it was an excellent addition, and it speaks about JC as well. I'd have hated an actual romance option, ...

Mr_Cyberpunk wrote: and possibly started some romantic option with anna LOL

Ew.
Ewwwwwwwwww.


Anna and Gunther should have gotten more game time, though.

Every time a church bell rings, JC Denton says "What a shame."




More shameless self-promotion? Noooooo.
Actually yes.

And now for something somewhat different but fairly related, that we hope you'll really like.
The truth about Alex Denton.

As much as I want to believe that, Blades coming out the guys arms, Tentacles that can climb buildings, the ability to burst through walls and the ability to Auto-Heal all contradict that. The eye was just the last straw- it sounds like JC's abilities- and in some cases BETTER than JC's abilities. ...

I'm What the fucking at the sheer madness in this thread. This is Sparta. THIS IS LEMON LIME!!!!!! I wanted Orange. And with those words, Gunther Hermann angrily kicked the mantinance man into the bottomless pit of death. Gunther was cast into the pit himself when JC snuck up on him moments later.

Damn you, mantinance man, I'm tired of your mind games!

Xesum wrote:I'm What the fucking at the sheer madness in this thread.

This is Sparta.

gamer0004 wrote:There are retards over there who are literally arguing Anna and Gunther were NOT in fact mechs and that there if no evidence or even mention of it AT ALL.

They... What?

O_O


Ow, ow, ow, ow, OW, my brain.

Mechanical augmentations are just coming out, they have to look sleek and pretty to win over a public that's already disinclined to like them. In 25 years, when mech-augs are mainstream, aesthetics aren't as important as functionality, especially for a cash-strapped government agency. Their purpose ...