TNM 2?

[bobby 55]

I'd need the internet version of the Rosetta Stone myself.

[chris the cynic]

Original text:

)0'n7 90 70 7}{3 819 |_4N! 17 12 831N' 7}{.-3473N3|) 8\-/ 7}{3 \|/4.-.-1N' p}{4(710n2 0f p}{4(3p|_|N(}{ 4n|) 4(}{4N! \|/3 .- 4|_|_ |)00|\/|3|)! 574\-/ 0n _|00.- 51732 4n|) p.-3P4.-3 p}{0.- 7}{3 \|/0.-57 5}{17570.-|\/| 3\/4.-!!!

Attempt at sight translation*:

Don't go to the 819 |_4N! it is 831N' 7}{.-3473N3|) 8\-/ the \|/4.-.-1N' p}{4(710n2 0f p}{4(3p|_|N(}{ 4n|) 4(}{4N! \|/3 .- 4|_|_ |)00|\/|3|)! 574\-/ 0n _|00.- 51732 4n|) p.-3P4.-3 p}{0.- 7}{3 \|/0.-57 5}{17570.-|\/| 3\/4.-!!!

What the fuck? Ok, find and replace is called for:

do'nt go to the big laN! it is beiN' threateNed by the warriN' phactions of phacepl|Nch and achaN! we r all doomed! stay on _|oor sites and prePare phor the worst shitstorm evar!!!

Attempted translation:

Don't go to the big lan! It is being threatened by the warring factions of facepunch and 4Chan!. We are all doomed. Stay on [your?] sites and prepare for the worse shitstorm ever.

There were some troubles with find and replace. 4 from 4Chan became an A, |_| which is apparently a U was translated as l|. Still not sure

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*As you can see, I gave up after the second "the"

[bobby 55]

Cheers Chris. How's your Swahili? lol

[justanotherfan]

Never really understood doing that. Pig-latin for ASCII. It was ok when they were substituting a couple letters to be clever, but rot-13 works better at that level. The only interesting use of it I've seen in the past few years is to make fun of the people that use it, 04 7eh n03s!!1

They should make a TNM 2, but even bigger! Actually, I think someone was making a mod based on TNM, TDP, but I haven't been following it.

[Kee715]

[quote="chris the cynic"]Don't go to the big lan! It is being threatened by the warring factions of facepunch and 4Chan!. We are all doomed. Stay on [your?] sites and prepare for the worse shitstorm ever.[/quote

Actually, that was pretty close. The original text (I used a l33t translator so as to keep my work time short. Why take 20 minutes to make a joke?) was as follows:

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Don't go to the internet! It is being threatened by the warring factions of Facepunch and 4chan! We are all doomed! Stay on your sites and prepare for the worst shitstorm evar!!

So, you're pretty good. *Does Ocelot's hand gesture from MGS3*

If anyone wants to see the translator I found it here: http://www.jayssite.com/stuff/l33t/l33t_translator.html

[bobby 55]

Hahah, cheers Kee. All we have to do now is get Mozilla to make it a Firefox addon.

[Kee715]

\/\/3||, 7h3r3 15 4(7u4||y 4n 4dd-0n 7h47 4||0w5 y0u 70 ju57 7yp3 |1k3 7h15.

(Well, there is actually and add-on that allows you to just type like this.)

01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100001 01101100 01110011 01101111 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110

(You can also type in binary.)

.sdrawkcab epyt osla nac uoy taht si looc s'tahW

(What's cool is that you can also type backwards.)

And you can apparently do these thing, and others, in combination! So you can be the most annoying person on the internet and it's all thanks to the creator of LeetKey!

Linkage: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/770/

[bobby 55]

I thought I already was the most annoying person on the internet.

Thanx for the link just the same.

[Kee715]

I thought I already was the most annoying person on the internet.

That's an impossibility if you haven't been banned. Especially since your posts are coherent and obey the rules of grammar. :p

|\|40 1f j00 7yp3d |13k d15 y0u m137 574nd 4 (h4n5 70 83 73h m057 4n0y1n p3r51n 0n 73h 1n73rw38z. :p

[ikaricrime]

Ooh! Ooh! I haz teh ideaxorz forz teh sequalxorz!!!11123124!@#$!!!

TNM2:
4chan vs. Facepunch


The story beings when Trestkon, the hero and saviour of PDX, gets a message from someone on the Internet. The message is in some sort of cryptic language:

Message enclosed:

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|)0'n7 90 70 7}{3 819 |_4N! 17 12 831N' 7}{.-3473N3|) 8\-/ 7}{3 \|/4.-.-1N' p}{4(710n2 0f p}{4(3p|_|N(}{ 4n|) 4(}{4N! \|/3 .- 4|_|_ |)00|\/|3|)! 574\-/ 0n _|00.- 51732 4n|) p.-3P4.-3 p}{0.- 7}{3 \|/0.-57 5}{17570.-|\/| 3\/4.-!!!

After 3 weeks of decoding, it is revealed that the message states that 4chan and Facepunch are preparing for battle, and the winner will conquer the Internet by using both sites’ forces combined. This will mean the end of the Internet and Planet Deus Ex! It must be stopped, and Trestkon is one of the few who dares to even try. Why, you may ask? Because he is uber leet, that’s why!

Ex-4chan member: Trestkon, oh trestkon, plz help me, 4chan is after me.
Trestkon: ...
4chan member: There the traitor, over there!
Ex-4chan member: Please help me, I give you the secret about 4chan that they kept away from the whole world.

[lml-mike]

And what about Binary related XOR Key related to Windings related to ASCII related to leet speak ? xD