NoxDeleo wrote:I'm now going Buddhist...emptying my living room of all material possessions, and turning it into a meditation room so JC won't kill me with it.
Did you forget that, when dealing with the laws of JC Denton, that all gasses are objects that can and will be used against you? Same for all particles of any size.
He can also produce a BFG9000 from his back pocket at any given time.
Lucky son of a...I had to fight Sarge for mine since I forgot the code to that room where they keep one. Time to port DeusEx.JCDentonMale to Doom3, whilst figuring out a way to survive in my new vacuum room.
NoxDeleo wrote:Lucky son of a...I had to fight Sarge for mine since I forgot the code to that room where they keep one. Time to port DeusEx.JCDentonMale to Doom3, whilst figuring out a way to survive in my new vacuum room.
Erm, JC can also use the light to kill you, and the dark.
He accepts peace offerings of cookies and/or pies though, but if you give him cake he will assume you to be a liar and kill you with said cake.
^When told the cake was a lie, JC Denton stared down the cake until it gave him the truth.
NoxDeleo wrote:
I'm now going Buddhist...emptying my living room of all material possessions, and turning it into a meditation room so JC won't kill me with it.
My word, what offense did you commit that you now live in fear of being killed by JC Denton?
*Prepares to tell story in droning Bill Cosby-esque voice*...Well, you see...When JC and I were in the Academy together, I may have let rip in the middle of a training exercise and blamed it on the leaking gas barrel directly behind us. He was not amused, and proceeded to beat me over the head with aforementioned gas barrel...*switches to "deep voiced action movie commercial guy" voice*...AND NOW...this SUNDAY SUNDAY!...he's back to FINISH THE JOB.
JC Denton, so badass that not even Trestkon can steal his coat.
I'm not making that up by the way: Evil: Wow, Trestkon, I really like the coat, did you steal it from JC yourself? Trestkon: Hahah, even I couldn't get away with that.
*Prepares to tell story in droning Bill Cosby-esque voice*...Well, you see...When JC and I were in the Academy together, I may have let rip in the middle of a training exercise and blamed it on the leaking gas barrel directly behind us. He was not amused, and proceeded to beat me over the head with aforementioned gas barrel...*switches to "deep voiced action movie commercial guy" voice*...AND NOW...this SUNDAY SUNDAY!...he's back to FINISH THE JOB.
What a shame.
Me and JC are such great friends. I have to show him this. He will be overjoyed.
Foo', I made that site in colaboration with JC.
Just be thankful JC's not a moderator on these forums: * "I'm not going to ban you but I'm evicting your nerdy asses with violence".
* He's that good he seemlessly moves from game to mod. lol.
