And now here's something we hope you'll really like

[shadowblade34]

JC's mercy is truly great, otherwise he would strike you down for lying and pretending to know him.

Or JC and me are friends, how else would he be able to defeat the MJ12 and UNATCO. I can even give you a pic of me and Jc side by side

[bobby 55]

@Bobby55 I dont have Spdrone, but I could sneak up behind you with cloack and kcik you ass the Denton Side of the force style (excessive force)

Cool, I can live with a bruised butt, just leave my PC alone.

[Jaedar]

JC is so cool that when he asks for Orange, that's what he gets.

[Angel-A]

Shadowblade, I'm sorry, but I'm thoroughly convinced you do not know JC. Your story is simply a giant hole, that's how many holes it has.

• You say you want to show the site to JC when he obviously already is aware of it.
• JC doesn't say things like "you alright"
• You say you helped JC fight NSF (As if JC would need help), then say you're actually Miguel, an NSF...
• You say you have augs? Miguel dun have augs, he just dies if he tries to fight anyone, he's really useless...
• "if only Paul was alive" "Yeah, Paul is alive, JC just reminded me." Wow, JC is your great friend and you somehow confuse whether his brother is alive or dead?
• You were always hiding outside JC's field of vision and could not be seen ever, not even fighting MJ12?
• You have a pic of you and JC? ORLY?
• You keep changing your story depending on what people say.

And yes, JC is amazingly merciful. Or maybe he's waiting for you to fall asleep.
[-X Shame on you. Shame. SHAME. SHAAAAAAAAME.


@Jaedar: Added.

[nerdenstein]

What a Shame.

[shadowblade34]

Shadowblade, I'm sorry, but I'm thoroughly convinced you do not know JC. Your story is simply a giant hole, that's how many holes it has.

• You say you want to show the site to JC when he obviously already is aware of it.
• JC doesn't say things like "you alright"
• You say you helped JC fight NSF (As if JC would need help), then say you're actually Miguel, an NSF...
• You say you have augs? Miguel dun have augs, he just dies if he tries to fight anyone, he's really useless...
• "if only Paul was alive" "Yeah, Paul is alive, JC just reminded me." Wow, JC is your great friend and you somehow confuse whether his brother is alive or dead?
• You were always hiding outside JC's field of vision and could not be seen ever, not even fighting MJ12?
• You have a pic of you and JC? ORLY?
• You keep changing your story depending on what people say.

And yes, JC is amazingly merciful. Or maybe he's waiting for you to fall asleep.
[-X Shame on you. Shame. SHAME. SHAAAAAAAAME.


@Jaedar: Added.

Ok, I wont lie to you. I AM JC. I controlled JC, JC would not be alive without any of us. JC is us. We control JC

[Angel-A]

Ok, I wont lie to you. I AM JC. I controlled JC, JC would not be alive without any of us. JC is us. We control JC

Well...
This is sad now, ShadowBlade.

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[Kee715]

Ok, I wont lie to you. I AM JC. I controlled JC, JC would not be alive without any of us. JC is us. We control JC

O RLY NAO?

Cool story bro!

[shadowblade34]

Meh, I am bored of keeping this joking up for a long time. I'm hungry. and I need to get to school

[justanotherfan]

JC once got into a staring contest with a pickaxe. It spontaneously adapted eyes and promptly lost. While that is no small feat for a pickaxe, and a poor challenge for a staring contest, none have yet been able to duplicate JC's remarkable victory.

I'm hungry. and I need to get to school

Icarus has found you! Run while you can, but you will not escape Croydon, London, England, UK, Europe (kinda), the World, the Universe, and the Cosmos of Universeies.

[bobby 55]

JC is never bored but is board.

[Angel-A]

JC once got into a staring contest with a pickaxe. It spontaneously adapted eyes and promptly lost. While that is no small feat for a pickaxe, and a poor challenge for a staring contest, none have yet been able to duplicate JC's remarkable victory.

JC is never bored but is board.

I don't get either of those.




11: That's the number of people JC Denton has killed in the time it will take you to read this sentence.

JC Denton once created a boulder so heavy that even he could not move it, and then he moved it anyway because he's JC Denton.

JC Denton coined the phrase "I see dead people".

The last time JC went to McDonald's, Ronald McDonald greeted him. What occured next was the the most violent beating of a clown ever recorded in human history.

It took five women 2 years to give birth to JC Denton.

There was a time when JC Denton wasn't fucking awesome. That time was called Never.

[justanotherfan]

Yeah, the form of the joke type "Chuck Norris beats eggs and scrambles people." got predictable and dull for me. Just trying to break out of that with a little more absurdity and less praise.

[Angel-A]

Okay, I supose should tone it down, don't want it to turn into "LOL CHUCK NORRIS".
If you have any suggestions, throw 'em out here.



Someone is really going to have to explain those two jokes to me, I am lost on them...

[Jaedar]

I don't get the second one, but I think the first one has something to do with JC being so awesome to be able to break the laws of reality.