Has my facebook been hacked or does it have a virus?

[Kordakh]

I was playing an app on Facebook (Spamalot) and my talking bananna warned me that the page may contain hyperbolic paraboloids. Of course I ignored it because I wanted to continue playing Spamalot, and when i was done the page scrolled up by itself and my curser moved across the screen a bit on its own and then it did a little dance that was a bit like the chicken dance but with more of a demonic overtone and it also laughed with a frighteningly deep cackle. Does my Mac have a virus? are there any built-in features that could be of assistance? are there any anti-virus programs safe to use on my Mac?

[gamer0004]

This is hilarious.

EDIT:
1. One should never use a Mac unless there is absolutely no real computer available.
2. You should buy a proper mousepad or mouse or check whether there is something blocking the laser.
3. Spammers should go to hell.

[bobby 55]

This is hilarious.

EDIT:
1. One should never use a Mac unless there is absolutely no real computer available.
2. You should buy a proper mousepad or mouse or check whether there is something blocking the laser.
3. Spammers should go to hell.

QFT.

[Trestkon]

Edited out spam links and modified post for greater hilarity.

Also banned him.

[Jaedar]

Does my Mac have a virus?

Silly Troll, Macs aren't hospitable enough to accommodate virii.

Edited out spam links and modified post for greater hilarity.

Yay for pink text of hilarious insanity.

[Hassat Hunter]

[Wants a talking bananna]

[chris the cynic]

Does my Mac have a virus?

Silly Troll, Macs aren't hospitable enough to accommodate virii.

As I recall, after Mac started an advertising campaign that boiled down to, "Buy our computers, our market share is so small malware creators think we're not worth attacking," someone somewhere briefly noticed that Macs still exist and made a virus for them.

The utility of negative frequency dependent advantages can be somewhat lessened by calling attention to them. Not a very big somewhat though.

[bobby 55]

Edited out spam links and modified post for greater hilarity.

Also banned him.

It was worth it to see your edited version.

[nerdenstein]

Hahaa thats brilliant

[chris the cynic]

It occurs to me that Trest may have made a grave error.

my curser

Kordakh has someone, presumably on staff but possibly in a more informal relationship, whose function is to curse. Black magic may be brought to bear here.

Or there could be swearing.

Really, the possibility of Kordakh having a practitioner of magic seems smaller than the possibility Kordakh has someone who spews profanity.

Probably not a professional either. Professional profanity producer is not, as far as I know, a common career.

[Jonas]

Professional profanity producer is not, as far as I know, a common career.

Pretty sure that's part of the job description for sysadmins actually.

[bobby 55]

Professional profanity producer is not, as far as I know, a common career.

Can you give me a fuck yeah!?

[Kee715]

Professional profanity producer is not, as far as I know, a common career.

Can you give me a fuck yeah!?

Fuck no! Fuck that! I am fucking going to go fucking play some fucking Fallout-fucking-3 and yell "you fucking wanker!" every time a fucking bot kicks my fucking ass at Fort-fucking-Constantine.



(Is there a vulgar word limit to posts?)

[bobby 55]

Professional Profanity Users R Us called and said they liked your resume.

[Kee715]

Professional Profanity Users R Us called and said they liked your resume.