Walton Simons plans a visit to the barbershop

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JayBirdSupreme
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Walton Simons plans a visit to the barbershop

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Bob Page: Your appointment to the barbershop should be finalized within the week. I have already discussed the matter with the head barber.

Walton Simons: I take it he was agreeable?

Bob Page: Ah yes, most certainly. When I mentioned that he could have the honors of shaving your ugly head he was so willing it was almost pathetic.

Walton Simons: ...

Bob Page: *starts snickering*

Walton Simons: Get the hell out of here, Page!

Bob Page: Yes! *bursts out laughing and walks away*

(Credit to a friend of mine for thinking this one up)
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Re: Walton Simons plans a visit to the barbershop

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What can I say?

Marbre, Monte, Mimi... It was the contamination! And those four greasels down there. ZEROZEROZEROONE! Stupid, stupid, stupid password. That door should be LOCKED!!!
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Re: Walton Simons plans a visit to the barbershop

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fantsu wrote:What can I say?

Marbre, Monte, Mimi... It was the contamination! And those four greasels down there. ZEROZEROZEROONE! Stupid, stupid, stupid password. That door should be LOCKED!!!
Funny... I had just finished playing that part of the game when I looked at your post, strange.
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