Right, but...why not just fill out a birth certificate, and scan that?
I mean, it's a fucking SCAN OF A DOCUMENT, right? There is no need to spend hours getting an expert to photoshop an image (an expert who then somehow forgets to 'merge layers' before finishing, no less -your tax dollars at work, peeps!), when you can just
make the document, because you are the fucking ENTIRE U.S. GOVERNMENT, and then scan it. Blank birth certificates in paper form are not exactly uncommon, after all.
You're basically ascribing unlimited power to these people, and then attempting to demonstrate that they never ever actually use that power in any fashion other than in "a hamfisted manner which fuels conspiracy theorists". If anything, your theories (if they were valid) would simply prove that the goverment loves trolling conspiracy theorists. Claiming that they're omnipotent but incompetent (JUST incompetent enough to always get away with it, except for those few 'enlightened souls' who can see through their lies) is just...well, a palpably silly worldview. It invokes far far too many totally unprovable entities to be rational.
Moving on.
I voted for him. I really looked forward to his presidency. I became a little suspicious when he backed up the 9/11 story. I became incredibly suspicious when he bailed out the banks as a plan for economic stimulus during massive national debt. The money he gave was enough to give every person in the US 16,000 dollars. He also failed to end the war and bring the troops home. He also signed the NDAA which allowed the executive branch to indefinitely detain and torture and kill US citizens on US soil. He also signed HR 347 which makes it a felony to protest in the presence of a government official or politician guarded by the Secret Service.
Bear in mind that NOT bailing out the banks would result in the entire financial system effectively collapsing. Also, it's not the same as giving every person in the US 16k, because it's YOUR MONEY IN THE FIRST PLACE. It's the difference between "using your predicted future earning potential to prevent collapse of the system which is keeping you supplied with wealth currently", and "using your predicted future earning potential to give you money now, and who gives a fuck if this destroys the economy".
If the banks weren't bailed out, then everyone would've lost everything. In effect, everyone already HAD lost everything. The ENTIRE FUCKING PLANET was trillions of dollars in debt. I cannot stress how simultaneously hilarious and depressing this is. The global economy was accelerating ahead of its actual potential, based on hypothetical cash dividends from loans that it subsequently transpired were worthless.
So at the point of the bank meltdown, you need to understand: the money was already gone. Fucked. Most of it was never even THERE in the first place, but the economy acted as if it were, leading to increased wages, economic growth, cheaper commodities etc. The entire planet had accrued an economic debt by..in effect, borrowing trillions from itself, then defaulting on the loan. It's as if you were to go "hey, me: can I have fifty bucks? I'll pay you back later!", then run off and spend that 50, and then when you asked yourself for it back, say "nope! Fuck you, me!".
This almost works with two parties. With one party? Not so much.
So the bailout essentially represents the entire US paying off the loan NOW, in exchange for taking out another (more studiously observed) loan based on the future taxes of the entire population: it's your future money, basically.
So we have this situation:
"Hey, um..all that money you were spending? Turns out it wasn't really there, so..uh, you're now heavily in debt. Sorry."
The difference between "bailout" and "not bailout" is
"We've set up a scheme to cover the debts gradually over future earnings, so everything continues as it was before, albeit you have to tighten your belt"
vs
"Yeah, so..you have no money. None. Nobody does. Whelp, good luck with that! It's been fun! Bye."
There really wasn't an alternative. It doesn't matter whether the banks deserved to be bailed out or not: they fucked up, yes. They fucked up horribly, yes. They'd collapse because of that fuckup, yes. But they'd drag us all down with them. To stop EVERYONE being fucked, it was necessary to cover for their fuckups. It's not fair, certainly. It's ridiculous, certainly. But it was nevertheless necessary, because the alternative was worse. When you have to choose between shooting yourself in the foot and shooting yourself in the dick, the foot loses every damn time.
Moving on.
The iraq war is effectively over. The troops are home.
The afgan war is tailing off, the troops are coming home.
Which war are we talking about here?
Now I'm not saying that everything Obama has done has been perfect, but seriously: you'd've preferred McCain? Hahahahahha.
In the US you basically only ever have a choice between "Rightwing warmongers", "Centre/left warmongers", and (if you want to waste that precious vote) "outright raving lunatics".
It's democracy, and democracy pretty much means you'll be perpetually disappointed with your government. The best you can do is pick the person who appears most competent, and least disappointing. By that metric, Obama scores incredibly highly.